I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.
And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me
Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month
are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”
(Source: jokesmymomwouldlike, via thorkostka)
“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing
i love listening to a song repeatedly until i hate it