You May Say I'm a Dreamer


The kids face behind her is my reaction

Nothing brings families together at the holidays like Cards Against Humanity.


if I ever learn to cross stitch all I’m going to do is stitch Ilya Bryzgalov media quotes from his time in philly.

do u ever look back at your mistakes

we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.

(Source: lifeafterbeths, via just-giveit-time)


who even was i before i liked hockey

(via bl4ckhawks)



Police officer who was responding to a “vicious dog” goes home with a new friend.

Interesting how the police treat dogs better than they treat minorities.


I think the best part of being a woman is the sexual security that we have. I mean like even a straight woman could know that she’s not interested in women, but she can still sit on another girl’s lap and hold her hand and maybe even kiss her if they were that close. If two guys even make eye contact with each other they have to screech “NO HOMO” at the top of their lungs to make sure everybody knows that they are not gay. 

(via flightless-fuckersandangels)


Kane and his beloved leggings the morning of training camp, day 2. [x]
  • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]


It’s not a phase mom I really am the next supreme

(via tyleroakley)



Sports fans are the most dramatic people I have ever known


(Source: l-ukeshaw, via brad-marchand)


new employment goal: run hockey team’s snapchat

(via crosberle)