You May Say I'm a Dreamer
tonyespera:

#WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IS GONNA SLEEP WITH YOUR CRUSTY ASS ON THIS RANK ASS GARAGE SALE MATTRESS#THIS MATTRESS BEEN HERE LONGER THAN DEMOCRACY#THIS MATTRESS WAS JESUS DEATHBED#THIS MATTRESS HAS SEEN GENERATIONS DIE#THIS MATTRESS IS NOT THE MEANS TO SEDUCTION YOU UNEDUCATED LONELY FOOL#DID UR MOM NOT RAISE U RIGHT#SHE OBVIOUSLY DID NOT IF YOURE TRYNA GET SOMEONE TO SLEEP ON THIS FORSAKEN OBJECT#PLEASE TAKE A SHOWER AND CALL ME WHEN YOUR MATTRESS DOESNT LOOK LIKE A WAR ZONE#GOODBYE SIR (via evgeniemalkin)

hockey-over-everything:

Goaltending is 50% sass and 50% ass

(via girlypearls-penguinshockey)

kafkai:

dilated:

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.

And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me

(via toinfinityandbeyonce)

clivas:

Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month

(via toinfinityandbeyonce)

hockeyboystho:

offseason antics [x]

jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”

(Source: jokesmymomwouldlike, via thorkostka)


Kaner Queue (4/∞)

thebagofholding:

“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing

(via girlypearls-penguinshockey)

pensterl97:

June 24, 2013

uncharge:

i love listening to a song repeatedly until i hate it

(via girlypearls-penguinshockey)

thindie:

um how do i get skinny by tomorrow

(via bcosby)

sidnugget:

when did i get this fat

(via bcosby)

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