"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"
"wow! who taught you how to make that?"
"wow! who taught you-"
why do you know so much about sex
why are you so calm about porn
Why do you know so much about murdering people
Why do you want to murder a lot of people
It go better
(Source: nappyheadet, via 30king)
never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me
a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs
(Source: princemotorcycle, via girlypearls-penguinshockey)
*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*