You May Say I'm a Dreamer

firestark5757:

fourtrisly:

the-canadian-government:

whynotstyless:

nappyheadet-ho-ho-hoes:

"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"image

"wow! who taught you how to make that?"

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"wow! who taught you-"

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why do you know so much about sex
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why are you so calm about porn
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Why do you know so much about murdering people
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Why do you want to murder a lot of people

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It go better

(Source: nappyheadet, via 30king)

nuditea:

got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”

(via coreyscrawford)

It takes going to the world’s tallest green building to get a good selfie in Taiwan.
jaybeagles:

i’m crying

djkaeru:

coelacanthteeth:

never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me

a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs

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(Source: princemotorcycle, via girlypearls-penguinshockey)

tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

(via girlypearls-penguinshockey)

jamieprivateschoolgirl:

royalbloood:

you should want a bad street like this

omg

coreycrawf:

tuukkarasksass:

zackgreinkes:

the hockey fandom is absolutely terrifying why does it exist on such a different level from all other sports fandoms i dont get it what about that sport makes its fans feel like writing copious amounts of graphic homoerotic fanfiction 

hockey is do or die, man

why did someone do this

(via hockeyisperfect)

dumbkili:

"you need to make this appointment yourself"

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(via hattricksharp)

radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

(via 30king)

joshpeck:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

(via kenopsias)

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